Posts tagged lol.

lookiamnotcreative:

friskywoods:

Microsoft’s employees are cockblocking gamers who want to buy a Wii U and redirecting them toward an Xbox One. Oh man, now I not only don’t want an Xbox One, I want to Quantum Leap to the year 2006 so I can change my mind about buying an Xbox 360.

Well fuck Microsoft.

I don’t even *like* Nintendo and have no intention of buying a Wii U, but this is a godmother of dick moves, IF TRUE. Because honestly Microsoft. Do you need even more bad press to dig yourself out from????

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

kushangel:

i think im reblogging this every day for the rest of my life

whiskeycoated-cigaretteburns:

shewbs:

[laughs alone loudly in livingroom]

Yall know I’m done right?

……i am am almost certain…that i can probably do this

cuntofdoom:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

# misandry in the wild

IT’S SCIENCE YOU GUYS, JUST LOOK AT NATURE.

rectumofglory:

moonpie-eye:

Hulu’s April Fools joke is pretty quality.

NUMBERWANG THO

THE RURRR JURRRR!!!!!

my apologies dear

sillyuno replied to your chat: discussing OHSHC

you forgot the short thing the teddy bear

didnt think you wanted anyone to know that someone of your age is still sleeping w/ a teddy bear o.o

suicunesrider:

gradies:

i walk a lonely road

the only one that i have ever known

Because everyone else fell the fuck off

drarrytime:

One of the reasons I picked the Job is so I could make out with Dane. - Daniel Radcliffe

OHMIGAWD IM DYING I CANT, IM LOSING MY MIND

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

brianmalik:

OMFG

super-eklectic1:

howtobeafuckinglady:

An Episode of “Beat one, Teach one”

Now when I seen this, I was hype as fuck, when will people learn, stop trying to be a bad ass… I think the queens would have just cussed his ass out for calling them “Faggots” he fucked up when he slapped Ol’girl. May this be a lesson to you hard ass wanna be thugs that aint about that life! [X]

#The same dudes that call us faggots be the same niggas who want us to suck their dick when their girl won’t do it

Basically. 

endavi:

If by foreign object you mean a foreigner’s pen0r, that’s fine.

If this is you hitting on me…I’m sorry but I don’t swing that way Vanessa.

I stick2dick

remember when??