Basement Dweller

i think i would be a good candidate for professional music listener at lazy assholes inc.

hopefully they don’t drug test.

brotherjames:

goddessofcheese:

lesbo-a-gogo:

kawaiilesbianfriend:

canaderp:

overlord-of-pasta:

minkleburg:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

this has been a post

 This is better than what I was using. (I was using the term “fem!cockblock”.)

I use clamjam all the time :D

SISSCORCEPTION

CLITORFERENCE

Taco blocko omg

I want to start a wrestling team or punk rock band and call it The Beaver Impeder.

/hilarity

oh my god beaver impeder …why isnt this a url yet? I am crying

i’m your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me

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just came across some good straight smut in a fic …christ I think I am going to die. Surprises of all surprises it’s a Snermione scene. But fuck, this one’s a killer